.: youtube :.

WELL LOOK AT THIS...

Watch this video. Enjoy.

.: getty :. 

WANNA PARTY AT JUSTIN BIEBER'S CALABASAS CASA? 

If you do... you'll have to sign legal documents saying that if you talk about what you see there... or anything which goes on there... you can be SUED for FIVE MILLION BUCKS. 

That $5 MILLION will buy a ton of weed, blow and hookers! 

Click here for more! 

.: getty :. 

BREAKING: PARIS HILTON IS NOW ON NICKI MINAJ' LABEL! 

Hilton, who, with auto-tune, and who must be drinking something to actually believe she can sing, is now on CASH MONEY RECORDS... the same label as LIL WAYNE and NICKI MINAJ. 

God. Help. Us. All. 

It looks like her work will be distributed via UNIVERSAL REPUBLIC at some point. And, as such, they might actually expect US POP RADIO to play this music. 

It's unclear if anyone was drinking or under the influence when they signed HILTON to this deal. 

.: humane league of lancaster county via picasa :. 

UNREAL... 

This woman, who was living in her car, turned over 23 animals, including cats and one dog, to the Lancaster County Humane League today, according to the local Lancaster newspaper. 

Most of the animals were dehydrated. 

Click here for more. 

.: youtube :. 

THINKING OUT LOUD... 

The DC Metro system needs this sort of awesome to happen... 

This guy was awesome.