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Alright so first off, can the world shut up about LOCHTE and PHELPS going head to head? Back off the competition between them, PHELPS IS STILL WAY ON TOP, so calm yourselves as LOCHTE dropped the ball twice now in relays....

ANWAY, USA! USA! UUSUAAAAASSACAHVSVHGKKCVGHVG!!!

Phelps took SILVER in his 200m final this morning, equaling the most decorated Olympian in history...BUT STILL there was only heartbreak when he failed to touch the wall by less than a second....

THEN WHAT WHAT!! PHELPS GOT GOLD!!! PHELPS GOLD GOLD FOTHER TRUCKERS!!!

WHATS THAT OTHA COUNTRIES? I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ALL THAT GOLD!!! so shiny, so pretty, so VERY FREAKING NICE.

deep breaths.....okay...no wait WHO NEEDS THOSE WHEN YOU GOT GOLD.

And MORE GOLD for USA GYMASTICS! We were all damn heartbroken last night when Jordyn Wieber, world god damned champion was wrongfully taken out of the chance to compete for the USA in all-around.

BUT JORDYN HONEY YA GOT A GOLD! As do all the ladies of our USA Gymnastics team, as they just TRUMPED the All-Around Team competition and brought us home the gold.

Yeah... i called her honey. Deal with that shhyyte. I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT CUZ IM FROM GOLDENMERICA

'Merica..... bitches.

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