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NOW THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS.
GAWKER posted a letter to friends, purportedly from a mom-to-be, listing outrageous demands which would let the mom and dad 'bond' with the newborn baby!
Now, anyone with a kid will tell you that this list of demands is absolutely BULL***T.
Things on the list? Taking out the trash. Replacing the trash can liner. Handling the kitty litter. Walking the dog. Cooking meals.
Complete and utter BULLS**T.
Oh, they also want Greek salads, and list the allergy requirements, too. And, you can feel free to clean out the fridge while you're there, too. Come over at 10 and make breakfast, too.
Complete and UTTER BS.