So... this happened.
A PROTEST SANTA wheeled towards the UN with a fake missile strapped to his "sleigh" with a message that he wanted "Peace on Earth-or else."
SO BALLSY SANTA OVER HERE APPROACHED THE UN WITH A MISSILE, but I guess him being a well known prankster/protestor made it okay?
His name is Joey Skaggs and he and his "elves" wanted to spread the world that the impending nuclear holocaust with North Korea and middle eastern nations is potentially not a far off thing. He wanted people to see that we need to pay attention to nuclear threats NOW lest we lose the world.
Santa bringing bombs was his way of saying "everybody wants war and nukes for Christmas." While this is an exaggeration, the man made a good and harrowing point.
Their "Missle Tow"- GET IT? LIKE MISTLE TOE.... freaking CLEVAH, I think. Anyway, their missle tow extended into Times Square, where they handed out toy soldiers to everyone on the streets and stopped to dance with a Salvation Army worker blasting "All I Want for Christmas is You" by Mariah Carey.
SEE?? PEACEFUL, EFFECTIVE, PROTEST AND AWARENESS. Good on.... this is one of the most awesome things I have seen in a long time.