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We now know why KANYE WEST is SMILING... and KIM must be grinning, too!

The big news today is that her spawn, the BaYbe KimYe, will more than likely net her a cool $16 MILLION DOLLARS.

You know, because of the reality show and all that other famous for nothing stuff she's a part of? All that sugary pulpy goodness equals DOLLARS... and the spawn of KimYe will get so overexposed in the next year or so that, well, it will mean a payday.

Cha-Ching.

And how much money did YOUR baby make you?

Oh yeah. That's right. It costs on average $15k extra a year for normal people.

But then again... KimYe... they're not normal people. They're KimYe.

Here's some more if you want it.