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ATTA BOY, MJ! 

See, today, while gleaning information from Gawker and whatnot, I stumble upon this great story about a man who made a sign to remind AL ROKER that he #sharted himself at the WHITE HOUSE. 

Maybe you remember that story.  And the autotuned song, too. 

Anyway, this moment of brilliance was brought to you by MJ, who works on the Brother Fred show at KISS in Chicago, the station which also features Jordan. 

I'd like to honor MJ's brilliance for this... and salute him for his brilliance. 

Brilliant, MJ. 

Keep up the great work, dawg!

=t.