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SKIP THE ROSES!
ASHLEY MADISON - the website for people who, well, want to cheat on their partners, have teamed up with a maker of "toys" for adults... to find what gifts you can really get your Valentine this year which will, ahem, really satisfy!
They've researched this... and they've found that... to quote:
A new survey of 5,866 adulterous female members of AshleyMadison.com reveals that 76.3% enjoy the use of sex toys, and of those, 55.4% use them with their affair partner compared to a mere 11.7% who use them with their spouse. The number one type of sex toy preferred by the queried ladies is the vibrator with 39.1% of the votes.
Now.... what does this mean specifically?