.: getty :.
Coveting much? Cheating on a spouse? Honoring thy father and mother? Stealing?
Not if you're an American, you're not!
Spending too much time on media.
Media? You know, like Facebook. Twitter. Texting. Watching TV. Surfing the net.
In fact, if you're reading this, you are sinning right now.
Screw gluttony. Screw slothfulness. Screw cheating and adultry. These sins... aren't American enough!
Media. Our favorite sin.