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MEMO:

TO: ALL WORKERS WHO HAVE HAD ISSUES WITH A PRINTER

FROM: COMMON SENSE

Please, do not threaten to shoot any workplace "like Newtown" if you should encounter frustration with:

An office copier

A coffee maker

A clogged bathroom

Trouble with lighting

Air conditioning or heating issues

Et Cetera.

Doing so will get you fired for being crazy. Like this guy. And, it might even get you reported to the police.

Thanks for your cooperation.

HT: Fark!